It Costs Too Much To Go To The Dentist

They say I’m a bit much— don’t like my liberal teeth. CHOMP!   Porcelain fakes flash— CHOMP!   We’re all Jaws.   I believe in America. I believe we are good. I believe in redemption.   They say I’m a bit much— I’ll vote with my liberal teeth.   CHOMP!   Falling apart pieces ofContinue reading “It Costs Too Much To Go To The Dentist”

My Husband, the Persian Gulf Veteran

My husband is older than me by nine years and five months. When I was in sixth grade, he was a specialist driving a HEMTT for the United States Army during the Persian Gulf War. In 1990, Saddam Hussein ordered the invasion and occupation of Kuwait. Hussein refused to withdraw in defiance of the UnitedContinue reading “My Husband, the Persian Gulf Veteran”

Parkland: commentary from no one of consequence(?)

“An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.”—Robert Heinlein Are we not an armed society? I suppose not heavily enough, being that schools are gun-free zones. I find it comical and infuriating both at once that in America we “teach” thatContinue reading “Parkland: commentary from no one of consequence(?)”

A Call For Revolution

I was born a breeze, blue sharp and breaking Sunday glassware– social refinement is over-rated when innocent blood is spilled in the name of Peace. What peace? Fundraisers are crooks. Uppity mother fuckers dress up in laurels. It’s the regular people who give an actual fuck. When will real America embrace the fact that weContinue reading “A Call For Revolution”

A Radical Proposal

Sickness hovers heavy over America–the political and religious vitriol, explosive diarrhea. Civil liberties and the pursuit for more have only upset the belly of this great nation. Eliminate freedom, and be rid of the shit storm. Simple. Let us formally unite the church and state, and embrace a government dictated by Christian theocracy. I proposeContinue reading “A Radical Proposal”

Thomas Paine in Great Britain’s ass, and the other great men who won our Independence

The opening battles of the Revolutionary War began in April, 1775. There were few colonists at this early juncture who actually desired complete independence from Great Britain–these colonists, by the way, were called radicals (like, totally). By the middle of 1776, however, many more colonists had come to favor severance from Great Britain; hostility againstContinue reading “Thomas Paine in Great Britain’s ass, and the other great men who won our Independence”

Let Us All Be Human

“Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone.” -Jesus   “Whatever words we utter should be chosen with care for people will hear them and be influenced by them for good or ill.” -Buddha   Pride joined with many virtues chokes them all.  -Jewish Proverb   “Human decency is not derived from religion.Continue reading “Let Us All Be Human”