“I wish I could like, I don’t know, burn his blog down, or something. LOL”
“Hahahaha. Oh go on, write a blog with that title. X”
“Hahaha! Yeah, that whole thing as a title lol”
“Yeah, the whole thing, lol”
I’ve been a blogger under various variations of my name, as well as a few pseudonyms for like, ten plus years. And even though I know ghosts will find me, being that I have chosen this eternal internet life, I am still annoyed when these cockroaches and douche bags make attempts to rekindle relationships that I wish had never been in the first fucking place. That being said, I will almost always choose to be polite, because I’m working on a better version of me; one who doesn’t chew bologna smelling fatty heads off at the base of the spine. Rather, I write vague prose and poems about them for my own amusement, and for those in the know.
I understand that it is a mean-spirited, juvenile thing to say–wishing I could destroy someone’s creative outlet with a beautiful, raging fire. Some people are dirty, dirty cockroaches and/or useless douche bags (douche really is useless, and has the potential to be harmful, actually; and anyway, vaginas are self-cleaning, so douche is redundant), but I am not justified in my desire for their grief. Yes, grief, because listen, if some twat waffle were to come along and set my blog on fire, I’d be moaning like a hired fucking funeral mourner.
That’s all I got, folks.
Peace
A thunder WHAT…..
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Hahahaha!
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Ghosts of the past, raging infernos and self cleaning vaginas! No one can ever accuse you of being dull.
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Bahahahaha! If someone does, I don’t want to know the kind of shit they get up to!
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Spectres of the future, torrential blizzards and auto moistening bum holes?!
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😂😂😂
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I’m really wishing that instead of twat waffle, I’d have typed, Thunder Cunt.
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Ammunition in the bag.
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Right on.
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Yeah, but ‘twat waffle’ is kinda more endearing. Made me laugh! 😛
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I don’t know, twat waffle has a certain ring to it 🙂
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Fantasies are fun sometimes
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Haha! Yes!
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😉
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Bahahahahaha. You DID it! I laughed out loud copious times reading this.
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😂😂😂👊
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I’m so happy you approve!
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No. I’m not good.
Who’s rattled you?
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Some prick. It’s more an annoyance than anything.
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God I love you! But I seriously want to know the deets on this… sounds entertaining and enraging and sometimes I like being enraged, cuz, you know, it’s enteraining 😉
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Hahaha! I will tell you sometime. 🙂
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