Sanctimonious, argumentative bitch

I am sometimes “accused” of being an argumentative bitch–pfft! Read a dictionary; it won’t harm you in any way, I promise.



  1. given to expressing divergent or opposite views

  2. using or characterized by systemic reasoning

To say I am argumentative is to say I am an expressive, free-thinking human being (so if your goal is to put me down–bahahahahahaha!). And to say I’m a bitch…well, that’s (accurate) just fucking rude.

I think a word that better describes me is sanctimonious (making a show of being morally superior to others). Even this derogatory term doesn’t touch me. I know what I’m all about; self-awareness has never been lost to me. Regarding human rights, women’s rights to reproductive healthcare services, animal rights–these are just a few issues I will not only bark in defense of, but disfigure anal cavities with my argumentative, sanctimonious bitch teeth.

I saw a meme recently that read: You Are Entitled To Your Wrong Opinion. And that’s the truth–the real bitch. It’s difficult to argue with a person, to convince them that they’re all wrong. Have any of you ever argued with a big game hunter? Or even an average person who doesn’t give enough fucks to get ruffled up over news/photos of murdered elephants, zebras, or giraffes–a person who doesn’t care enough to oppose big game hunting? These people ask me why I’m so bothered by big game hunting. But I wonder why they’re not bothered.

We all see photos on social media sites of men, women, even fucking teens wearing arrogant smiles, posing with their victims–floppy headed giraffes, dull-eyed big cats, and elephants. It’s so disgusting…people pay upwards of $50,000 for professionals to help them murder African animals. And for what? So these obscenely rich pricks can have a head, a rug, or tusks to show off at their parties?! What sort of decent human being would be impressed with a person so fucking bored, and so fucking rich, they had no better way to spend their time and money than to travel to Africa, and take down a motherfucking giraffe? Or a Zebra, for fuck’s sake?!

I have no respect for anyone who condones hunting for the fucking head. You’re a fucking murderer. And unless you’re about to be trampled or sliced into–if you’re waiting for the OK from some professional animal killer to tell you when to shoot, you’re a pussy, not a hunter. And only sub-human assholes will think you’re fucking cool.





Published by Kindra M. Austin

Author of fiction, poetry, and very sweary social commentary. Editor, and co-founder of Indie Blu(e) Publishing. Co-founder of Blood Into Ink, and Heretics, Lovers, and Madmen.

6 thoughts on “Sanctimonious, argumentative bitch

  1. Couldn’t agree more on the subject of game hunting. Subsistence hunting yes, fine, as time honored by indigenous peoples the world over. Rich entitled motherfuckers killing beautiful creatures for amusement – hell no.
    This one has your unparalleled style to it. I laughed I could picture you sat here with me going off on one, over a beer.

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